What a splendid mission this was. I was at the store getting some of that shit to kill fire ants when I came across two of the sexiest MILFs I have ever seen. They were looking at some lilies and I mentioned to them how beautiful they were, just like the lilies It's amazing the shit chicks will go for. It took awhile and some of my smoothest BS lines, but I finally got them to the house. What happens next I can not even describe, but I can tell you the ever elusive pussy sandwich was part of the action!
