Its a good thing I think on my feet. I was in some serious shit this week because no one called to rent the apartment. I grabbed the camera, went to the ATM and found a girl. It was cold, I got slapped and saw a bunch of women who did not quite fit the bill, but I finally ran into Jana. Tall blonde, and fucking hot. Nice boobs, nicer ass. She has a little freaky side and came back to the pad to do a pocket rocket special for me. She got loot, and I got material for all you perverts.
"Show Me Your Skills"
"All You Can Eat"