Tony has this really stupid superstition that if you blow a conch shell facing the sea and lay out some fruit and wine by the shore a mermaid will appear and fulfill any sexual desires. I humored him by getting him liquored up and calling Kate to make believe she was a mermaid. The moron fell for it hook line and sinker. They made out... he got his dick sucked...she gave him anal... and they went through half a dozen positions before he splattered all over her face. She swam back out to sea to fool that drunken bastard. Come to think of it...Here I was trying to make a fool out of Tony but he ended up with the hot brazilian babe and I was stuck holding the camera yet again. I think at the end of it all I was the moron.
