Well guys, when I was on my way to the liquor store, I saw this chick that was so hot, I had to invite her to the boat. I thought that I was going to show her what the captain is all about, but it was her who showed me moves that Ive never seen. She was bumping and grinding all over my boat. This chick went all out, and she was ready to take it anywhere, and she did. She banged on top of the boat, inside the boat, on the side, and in the back. I really enjoyed her, and I think you guys will too.
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