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I was looking around my house and realized my roommate and I didnt have any plants or flowers anywhere, not even in the yard. I mean usually that wouldnt matter in a bachelor pad but we both knew having nice plants and flowers would entice women we invite over to feel more at home and eventually get naked and isnt that what life is all about anyway. So we went to this garden nursery to see if we could find something just to add color and instead we found Elena. This Latina was so hot we offered to pay for her landscaping skills as long as she personally came over and helped lay everything out. She laid everything out alright.... even my buddy. She took his hose and watered her pretty flower down after she gushed pollen all over his rock hard stem. I wouldnt really call it photosynthesis but I would call it pornosynthesis.