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So Jada decided to come by and visit to prove to me she definitely had 40 inches or more of ass. As soon as I measured those heaping heaving oompa loompas I knew we had a winner. She didnt have the golden ticket but Jerry gave her a nice big Willy Wonka anyways. Jerry almost suffocated under that great big ass. He was real close to being ASSassinated.